We had bourbon we had brandy
We had half a liquid store
We had gin and we had whiskey
But we always wanted more
We had wodka and jenever
Oh so many drinks to love
We had rum and we had absynt
But we’ll never have enough
WE’RE ADDICTED WE’RE ADDICTED
COME AND JOIN US DON’T BE SHY
WE’RE ADDICTED WE’RE ADDICTED
COME AND MAKE THE TAP RUN DRY
We had stella and jupiler
Belgian beer is still the best
We had chianti and martini
Lots of wine and all the rest
We had cocktails and champaign
Even magnum was too small
We had short and we had long drinks
But still thirsty after all
On our quest for drinkable fluid
We try out all we can get
No limits cause we can do it
We’re addicted… not dead yet
We had amstel we had grolsh
And we had oranjeboom
We had bokma we had bols
We had hertekamp at home
We had water red and blue
We had also cola-light
But when we tasted heineken
We’ve been vomiting all night
